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« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2008, 04:29:08 PM »

Two days... ONLY two days! When I was over in Sweden we had a 3-day Christmas! And a white one at that! Grin
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« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2008, 05:13:37 PM »

no snow here this year...

Merry Christmas and happy new year from Paris
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« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2008, 11:52:30 PM »

As a pilot I would like to share a little Christmas cheer with a true aviation story.  Wink

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his log book out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the test.

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.

"What's that for?!?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."

A MERRY CHRISTMAS to ALL!

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« Reply #28 on: December 24, 2008, 08:50:08 AM »

haha, sounds like a red-neck christmas story where they end up mounting the lost 'engine' on the front of the sleigh  Grin

edit: speaking of red necks, i was at the supermarket last night buying stuff for Chrissie Eve dinner. wife asked me to grab a 30lb bag of carrots (general treats for the horses in training). some wise-arse red neck at the checkout says (with an outside voice) "looks like someone gonna be feeding the reindeer tomorrow".  everyone had a chuckle. heh.
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« Reply #29 on: December 24, 2008, 08:58:36 AM »

Merry X'mas to you all and Happy Ma.King! Grin
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« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2008, 09:36:57 AM »

...the guy with the hair on his jaws.

Cheech and Chong Santa and his Old Lady

Merry XMas.
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« Reply #31 on: December 24, 2008, 11:36:56 AM »

If you liked BK's Christmas Greeting, Yule Luv this one. (Language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0cn0hs7AbY&NR=1

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« Reply #32 on: December 24, 2008, 12:55:12 PM »

Merry Xmas and happy new gans to you all Grin Grin
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« Reply #33 on: December 24, 2008, 02:13:18 PM »

Merry Christmas!

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« Reply #34 on: December 24, 2008, 04:12:38 PM »


Merry Christmas from Australia  Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #35 on: December 24, 2008, 05:12:30 PM »

Merry X'Ma.K
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« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2008, 05:20:08 PM »

Merry Christmas and keep keeping on.


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« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2008, 05:56:14 PM »

Happy Holidays Everyone! Let 2009 be a better year than last!
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« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2008, 11:20:00 PM »

The family and I have just gotten through with one of our holiday traditions, watching Alastair Sim as Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol" (1951). "....and as Tiny Tim once proclaimed, God bless us, everyone."             
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« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2008, 03:57:52 AM »

Merry Christmas and all the best for the coming year to you all.

2009 is going to be another great year for us Ma.K. fans.  Grin

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« Reply #40 on: December 25, 2008, 05:12:52 AM »

Happy Chrimble! Grin
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